Happy The Pill Kills Day! Remember, ladies, life begins when the anti-choice movement says it does (science and legal rights be damned) and yours officially stops the minute you start bleeding out your shame cave and therefore may possibly be pregnant.
You have been told that the pill is currently the most effective method you currently have to keep some semblance of control over your reproductive rights. Well sorry ladies, but it has been decided by those on the Religious Right that this also MURDER What’s that you say? You’re on it because it helps balance out your hormones. Doesn’t matter, somewhere there is a magical sperm that is looking for your ovary and you have no right to deny it entrance into your body and the power to change your entire life FOREVER! Oh, you’re married and have kids but don’t want to have anymore? Too bad, I don’t care if you have no room for, or can’t afford anymore kids, do your damn duty and squirt some little innocent babies out (just don’t expect our help when you couldn’t plan your family well enough and are struggling)
So remember ladies, there is nothing that we God hates more than a woman having control over when she reproduces, except gays. The Pill Kills and you will go to hell. Have a great day, see you at church.